In The Sticks
Crap. I could have saved SO much money last week. And got a free trip to Disneyland.
I’ve got tears running down my face, I laughed so hard.
You’re more likely to get that colonoscopy if you mention TEA party. Mention mohamed and the TSA agent will offer you his own butt.
LOLOL! And a free breast exam! It just keeps gettin’ better n’ better. If I ever hafta fly I’m taking an Israeli jet if possible. Those guys ain’t afraid to profile for real terrorists.
I’ll take my security check without the pc cuz I’m allergic to IED’s.
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